On Monday, we got some news that, upon reflection, was less than surprising. According to Jon Kitna, God healed his concussion at halftime, allowing him to come back to the game and lead the Lions to a 20-17 victory over the Vikings.
Skeptics, I refuse to hear your arguments, because the pieces do fit. The guy came back in the fourth quarter after getting his bell rung in the second, and besides, think of what it means: God intervened to give the Lions a chance to win the game.
This can only be taken as conclusive, undeniable proof of a statement that would explain the past 47 years:
God hates Minnesota Vikings fans and wants us to suffer.
I defy you to draw another conclusion.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Minnesota Vikings: Conclusive Proof
5 comments:
I wholeheartedly agree with you that God does hate the Vikings and their fans. I remember when Reggie White was hurt and was miracualously healed. Now I'm a church going man so I'm not going to drag God into that, but it is obvious that he hates the Vikings. He obviously hates Notre Dame as well. I'm fine with both of those.
I've run out of things to sacrifice. Nothing appeases the Spiteful One.
God owes the Lions for bestowing upon them the great football satan, Matt Millen
Yes, God hates the vikings, ...and rightfully so.
God may hate the Vikings, but not quite as much as all Cleveland sports. http://godhatesclevelandsports.blogspot.com
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