Cricket: Good name for a rock band

Channeling Dave Barry:


"Debutant Onions" would be a great name for a rock band.


That headline was seen on BBC Sport, and referred to England cricketer Graham Onions, who I think we can all agree has one of the greatest names ever invented. Onions took five wickets in his Test debut against the West Indies, including three in one over, and four in seven balls.

(Even when I do know what I'm talking about, cricket talk just looks like garbled jargon, doesn't it?)